Notepad
All these tricks will be done in notepad which is the text editor that is included in
nearly all windows machines.
Remember, most scripts will either have a '.vbs' or a '.bat' file extension, don't forget to add them on when saving the file.
Remember, most scripts will either have a '.vbs' or a '.bat' file extension, don't forget to add them on when saving the file.
So, to open notepad, just hit start>all programs> accessories>Notepad
or type in the CMD 'start notepad.exe'
1. Message popups
This is a cool trick, that can get really irritating to unsuspecting friends.
in notepad, type, or copy and paste this:
do
MsgBox "your text here"
MsgBox "your text here"
MsgBox "your text here"
loop
This code will bring up a message pop up, saying whatever you type into the script.
I have put 3 message boxes before it loops back to the start, but you can put as many as you want,
simply by adding more of the line in the script. Make sure that you put it before 'loop' though.
This is my example
Then save it as 'anything.vbs'
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2. Diary log
This little trick is very good and easy to use.
Just open up notepad and type:
.LOG
Then save it as whatever you want to call it, close it, and re-open it, and you will have a diary type
entry, telling you the date and time. Type your entry/message, save it, and the next time you open it, it will be there.
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3. Jam on a friends caps lock
This trick is very amusing and it will jam on the caps lock key on who ever opens the file.
open notepad and type:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
and save it as 'capslock.vbs'
This can fixed with a simple restart
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This trick is VERY annoying for your victim, and makes the computer practically non usable until restart.
you could potentially lose unsaved work if you open this, so be careful!!!
open notepad and type:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
save it as 'anything.vbs'
To stop this, simply turn off your computer
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This can fixed with a simple restart
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4. Continually press 'enter'
As it says in the title, this script will continually press the 'enter' key.This trick is VERY annoying for your victim, and makes the computer practically non usable until restart.
you could potentially lose unsaved work if you open this, so be careful!!!
open notepad and type:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
save it as 'anything.vbs'
To stop this, simply turn off your computer
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5. The matrix effect
open notepad
type:
@echo off
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start
color 02
:start
echo %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random% %random%
goto start
Save as something like 'matrix.bat' you have to have the '.bat' file extension on the end
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6. Shutdown
This trick shuts down the computer after displaying a message. It goes without saying that this can be dangerous and can cause people to lose unsaved work.
open notepad
type:
@echo off
msg * your message here
shutdown -c “your message here” -s 30
msg * your message here
shutdown -c “your message here” -s 30
Now save the file with any name, but make sure it has the '.bat' extension
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7. open some software many times
open notepad
type:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%system32notepad.exe
GOTO top
:top
START %SystemRoot%system32notepad.exe
GOTO top
Then save as 'anything.bat'
you can change which piece of software opens, by typing in the route to the file after 'START'
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8. Continually type a message
This will make your victims keyboard continually type a message, for this example, I have put 'you have been trolled' but you can change that to whatever you like.
in notepad, type:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “You have been trolled”
loop
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “You have been trolled”
loop
and save it as 'anything.vbs'
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9. continually pop out c.d drives
This trick is very amusing, especially if you can see your victims reaction!
open notepad
type:
Set oWMP = CreateObject(“WMPlayer.OCX.7?)
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count – 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
Save as 'anything.vbs'
CMD
These codes will be for the command prompt or 'CMD' for short.
To open the CMD either type 'CMD' in the run/search bar or go to start>all programs> accessories>command prompt
ADDUSERS Add or list users to/from a CSV file ADmodcmd Active Directory Bulk Modify ARP Address Resolution Protocol ASSOC Change file extension associations ASSOCIAT One step file association ATTRIB Change file attributes BCDBOOT Create or repair a system partition BITSADMIN Background Intelligent Transfer Service BOOTCFG Edit Windows boot settings BROWSTAT Get domain, browser and PDC info CACLS Change file permissions CALL Call one batch program from another CD Change Directory - move to a specific Folder CHANGE Change Terminal Server Session properties CHKDSK Check Disk - check and repair disk problems CHKNTFS Check the NTFS file system CHOICE Accept keyboard input to a batch file CIPHER Encrypt or Decrypt files/folders CleanMgr Automated cleanup of Temp files, recycle bin CLEARMEM Clear memory leaks CLIP Copy STDIN to the Windows clipboard CLS Clear the screen• CLUSTER Windows Clustering CMD Start a new CMD shell CMDKEY Manage stored usernames/passwords COLOR Change colors of the CMD window• COMP Compare the contents of two files or sets of files COMPACT Compress files or folders on an NTFS partition COMPRESS Compress individual files on an NTFS partition CON2PRT Connect or disconnect a Printer CONVERT Convert a FAT drive to NTFS COPY Copy one or more files to another location• CSCcmd Client-side caching (Offline Files) CSVDE Import or Export Active Directory data DATE Display or set the date DEFRAG Defragment hard drive DEL Delete one or more files DELPROF Delete user profiles DELTREE Delete a folder and all subfolders DevCon Device Manager Command Line Utility DIR Display a list of files and folders DIRUSE Display disk usage DISKPART Disk Administration DISKSHADOW Volume Shadow Copy Service DNSSTAT DNS Statistics DOSKEY Edit command line, recall commands, and create macros DriverQuery Display installed device drivers DSACLs Active Directory ACLs DSAdd Add items to active directory (user group computer) DSGet View items in active directory (user group computer) DSQuery Search for items in active directory (user group
computer) DSMod Modify items in active directory(user group computer) DSMove Move an Active directory Object DSRM Remove items from Active Directory ECHO Display message on screen ENDLOCAL End localisation of environment changes in a batch
file ERASE Delete one or more files EVENTCREATE Add a message to the Windows event log EXIT Quit the current script/routine and set an errorlevel EXPAND Uncompress files EXTRACT Uncompress CAB files FC Compare two files FIND Search for a text string in a file FINDSTR Search for strings in files FOR /F Loop command: against a set of files FOR /F Loop command: against the results of another command FOR Loop command: all options Files, Directory, List FORFILES Batch process multiple files FORMAT Format a disk FREEDISK Check free disk space (in bytes) FSUTIL File and Volume utilities FTP File Transfer Protocol FTYPE File extension file type associations GETMAC Display the Media Access Control (MAC) address GLOBAL Display membership of global groups GOTO Direct a batch program to jump to a labelled line GPRESULT Display Resultant Set of Policy information GPUPDATE Update Group Policy settings HELP Online Help iCACLS Change file and folder permissions IF Conditionally perform a command IFMEMBER Is the current user a member of a Workgroup IPCONFIG Configure IP KILL Remove a program from memory LABEL Edit a disk label LOCAL Display membership of local groups LOGEVENT Write text to the event viewer LOGMAN Manage Performance Monitor LOGOFF Log a user off LOGTIME Log the date and time in a file MAPISEND Send email from the command line MBSAcli Baseline Security Analyzer MEM Display memory usage MD Create new folders MKLINK Create a symbolic link (linkd) MODE Configure a system device MORE Display output, one screen at a time MOUNTVOL Manage a volume mount point MOVE Move files from one folder to another• MOVEUSER Move a user from one domain to another MSG Send a message MSIEXEC Microsoft Windows Installer MSINFO32 System Information MSTSC Terminal Server Connection (Remote Desktop Protocol) MV Copy in-use files NET Manage network resources NETDOM Domain Manager NETSH Configure Network Interfaces, Windows Firewall &
Remote access NETSVC Command-line Service Controller NBTSTAT Display networking statistics (NetBIOS over TCP/IP) NETSTAT Display networking statistics (TCP/IP) NOW Display the current Date and Time NSLOOKUP Name server lookup NTBACKUP Backup folders to tape NTRIGHTS Edit user account rights OPENFILES Query or display open files PATH Display or set a search path for executable files PATHPING Trace route plus network latency and packet loss PAUSE Suspend processing of a batch file and show a message PERMS Show permissions for a user PERFMON Performance Monitor PING Test a network connection and get ip POPD Return to a previous directory saved by PUSHD PORTQRY Display the status of ports and services POWERCFG Configure power settings PRINT Print a text file PRINTBRM Print queue Backup/Recovery PRNCNFG Display, configure or rename a printer PRNMNGR Add, delete, list printers set the default printer PROMPT Change the command prompt PsExec Execute process remotely PsFile Show files opened remotely PsGetSid Display the SID of a computer or a user PsInfo List information about a system PsKill Kill processes by name or process ID PsList List detailed information about processes PsLoggedOn Who's logged on (locally or via resource sharing) PsLogList Event log records PsPasswd Change account password PsService View and control services PsShutdown Shutdown or reboot a computer PsSuspend Suspend processes PUSHD Save and then change the current directory QGREP Search file(s) for lines that match a given pattern Query Process Display processes (TS/Remote Desktop) Query Session Display all sessions (TS/Remote Desktop) Query TermServer List all servers (TS/Remote Desktop) Query User Display user sessions (TS/Remote Desktop) RASDIAL Manage RAS connections RASPHONE Manage RAS connections RECOVER Recover a damaged file from a defective disk REG Registry: Read, Set, Export, Delete keys and values REGEDIT Import or export registry settings REGSVR32 Register or unregister a DLL REGINI Change Registry Permissions REM Record comments (remarks) in a batch file REN Rename a file or files REPLACE Replace or update one file with another Reset Session Delete a Remote Desktop Session RD Delete folder(s) RMTSHARE Share a folder or a printer ROBOCOPY Robust File and Folder Copy ROUTE Manipulate network routing tables RUN Start | RUN commands RUNAS Execute a program under a different user account RUNDLL32 Run a DLL command (add/remove print connections) SC Service Control SCHTASKS Schedule a command to run at a specific time SCLIST Display Services SET Display, set, or remove session environment variables SETLOCAL Control the visibility of environment variables• SETX Set environment variables SFC System File Checker SHARE List or edit a file share or print share SHIFT Shift the position of batch file parameters SHORTCUT Create a windows shortcut (.LNK file) SHOWGRPS List the Workgroups a user has joined SHOWMBRS List the Users who are members of a Workgroup SHUTDOWN Shutdown the computer SLEEP Wait for x seconds SLMGR Software Licensing Management (Vista/2008) SOON Schedule a command to run in the near future SORT Sort input START Start a program, command or batch file SU Switch User SUBINACL Edit file and folder Permissions, Ownership and Domai SUBST Associate a path with a drive letter SYSTEMINFO List system configuration TAKEOWN Take ownership of a file TASKLIST List running applications and services TASKKILL Remove a running process from memory TIME Display or set the system time TIMEOUT Delay processing of a batch file TITLE Set the window title for a CMD.EXE session TLIST Task list with full path TOUCH Change file timestamps TRACERT Trace route to a remote host TREE Graphical display of folder structure TSSHUTDN Remotely shut down or reboot a terminal server TYPE Display the contents of a text file TypePerf Write performance data to a log file USRSTAT List domain usernames and last login
VER Display version information VERIFY Verify that files have been saved VOL Display a disk label WAITFOR Wait for or send a signal WHERE Locate and display files in a directory tree WHOAMI Output the current UserName and domain WINDIFF Compare the contents of two files or sets of files WINMSDP Windows system report WINRM Windows Remote Management WINRS Windows Remote Shell WMIC WMI Commands WUAUCLT Windows Update XCACLS Change file and folder permissions XCOPY Copy files and folders
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